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   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Philippe and   
   Coco has   
   > >> >> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal situations."   
   said:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Philippe   
   and Coco has   
   > >> >> >>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >>> >People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal situations."   
   said:   
   > >> >> >>> >   
   > >> >> >>> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >>> >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >>> >>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >>> >>   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old   
   buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick   
   up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube   
   to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through   
   the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their   
   giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a   
   meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable   
   snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the   
   matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told   
   you so!]   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable   
   cave-base*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the other   
   improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of   
   highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll   
   come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia   
   is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is   
   a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military   
   force capable of taking down   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors   
   are in place. You'll know if   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> anything comes around.   
   > >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >>   
   >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?   
      
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