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   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   > >> >> >> >> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han   
   old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't   
   pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice   
   cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to   
   base.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo   
   through the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on   
   their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so   
   *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a   
   meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation:   
   Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's   
   the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I   
   told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the   
   improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the   
   other improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall   
   pile of highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper!   
   I'll come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control   
   room; Leia is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know   
   this is a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a   
   military force capable of taking down   
      
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