XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: pandora.herself@gmail.com   
      
   On 6/3/2010 10:52 PM, The 2-Belo wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >   
   >> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>   
   >>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you   
   read me?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life   
   readings.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a   
   space cruiser. The sensors   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot;   
   millions of kids   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD   
   flatwidescreen TVs think   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that   
   hit the ground near here,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman   
   alert! And get off me,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you fucking alien!]   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya   
   smell somethin'?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RAWR!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Luke gets moshed*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *tauntaun gets mushed*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   *fitting in very nicely with all the other   
   improbabilities in this series*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chewie!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly   
   flammable hair, is...   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> welding?*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chewie!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right   
   back and give you a hand.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there,   
   bearing a harsher,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somehow military 'do*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of   
   guerrillas, but   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another hard thing to swallow is a military force   
   capable of taking down   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
      
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