XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: pandora.herself@gmail.com   
      
   On 6/4/2010 3:02 AM, Veronica Karlsson wrote:   
   > pandora wrote:   
   >>   
   >> On 6/3/2010 10:52 PM, The 2-Belo wrote:   
   >>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>   
   >>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   >>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo     
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo     
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo     
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Philippe and Coco has   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People are starting to talk about what "Avoid normal   
   situations." said:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms   
   that:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you   
   read me?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any   
   life readings.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a   
   space cruiser. The sensors   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the   
   shot; millions of kids   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD   
   flatwidescreen TVs think   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that   
   hit the ground near here,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman   
   alert! And get off me,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you fucking alien!]   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya   
   smell somethin'?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RAWR!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Luke gets moshed*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *tauntaun gets mushed*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>    *fitting in very nicely with all the other   
   improbabilities in this series*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chewie!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly   
   flammable hair, is...   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> welding?*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chewie!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right   
   back and give you a hand.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is   
   there, bearing a harsher,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somehow military 'do*   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch   
   of guerrillas, but   
      
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