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   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
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   Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
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   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and   
   clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished   
   my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't   
   enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm   
   going back to base.   
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   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun   
   goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in   
   the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves,   
   "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya   
   shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it   
   out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh!   
   [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey!   
   Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
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   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeg   
   gggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets   
   mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han   
   trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in very   
   nicely with all the other improbabilities in this series*   
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   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee,   
   basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaa   
   aaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't   
   lose your temper! I'll come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way   
   into the control room; Leia is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base   
   commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to   
   swallow is a military force capable of taking down   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic empire in   
   which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life out   
   there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> anything comes around.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Commander Skywalker   
   reported in yet?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> No. He's checking out a   
   meteorite that hit near him.   
      
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