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   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
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   Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and   
   clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I   
   finished my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't   
   enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed   
   -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another   
   tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this   
   in the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to   
   themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll   
   see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check   
   it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>    
   Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking   
   alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey!   
   Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets   
   moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>    
   Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun   
   gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile,   
   Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in   
   very nicely with all the other improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee,   
   basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>    
   aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight,   
   don't lose your temper! I'll come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his   
   way into the control room; Leia is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military   
   'do*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the   
   base commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard   
   thing to swallow is a military force capable of taking down   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic   
   empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life   
   out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if   
      
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