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   Avoid normal situations. to the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.j   
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   18 Jun 10 06:13:26   
   
   XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
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   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
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   The 2-Belo  wrote:   
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   report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
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   has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
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   >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven.   
   Han old buddy, do you    
   read me?   
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   What's up?   
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   >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I   
   don't pick up any    
   life readings.   
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   this ice cube to fill a    
   space cruiser. The sensors   
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   doo through the shot;    
   millions of kids   
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   century on their giant HD    
   flatwidescreen TVs think   
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   *old*"*   
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   There's a meteorite that    
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   [Translation: Abominable snowman    
   alert! And get off me,   
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   what's the matter? Ya    
   smell somethin'?   
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   [Translation: I told you so!]   
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   improbable cave-base*   
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   the other    
   improbabilities in this series*   
      
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