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   "Richard Fangnail"  wrote in message   
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   > Is there a rule about what is "canonical" or not in SW?  With Star   
   > Trek, fans talk about what is canon all the time.   
      
   Top 10 Star Wars Canon Rules.   
      
   10. Jar-Jar must never become a Jedi.   
   9. Vader can't be seen with his mask off by anyone besides park personnel.   
   8. No character must ever say under any circumstances "I want that duck".   
   7. All Twi-lek women must have large breasts.   
   6. Palpatine and Gardulla the Hutt are not to have offspring.   
   5. Kirk must kiss an alien babe in the first 20 minutes.   
   4. No nipple-slips.   
   3. The treatment of low, disgusting, unpleasant, though not necessarily   
   evil, subjects should be guided always by the dictates of good taste and a   
   proper regard for the sensibilities of the audience.   
   2. Jar-Jar must never become a Jedi.   
   1. No Lawyers.   
      
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