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   Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, Acco to Smart Ape has engaged the Borg   
   Re: Going up against the Death Star   
   06 Sep 10 16:09:00   
   
   XPost: rec.sport.pro-wrestling   
   From: titanic@naplesnet.com   
      
   "Scott H"  wrote in message news:i635jr$fia$1@news.eternal-september.org...   
      
   On 9/6/2010 11:38 AM, Smart Ape has engaged the Borg wrote:   
   > You send less than a dozen x-wings.   
   > Great job, Princess, and President McBeardy. Sheesh.   
      
   Maybe that's all the Rebel Alliance had?   
      
      
      
   Unionized X-Wing pilots?   
      
      
      
      
   (Union rep): "I'm sorry, princess, but regulations forbid sending any more   
   of then 12 of our members without bonus pay, guaranteed 1-hour lunch breaks   
   during attack runs, Alliance-provided personal cell phone service, a   
   fully-provided break room with refreshments, guaranteed 40-hour work week,   
   and a 3-day fully-paid training seminar called "Let's Go Attack The Death   
   Star"."   
      
      
      
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   in 1977 when Elvis died. At this rate of growth, experts predict that by   
   2019 Elvis impersonators will make up a third of the world population."   
      
      
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_impersonator   
      
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