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|    Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, Acco to Smart Ape has engaged the Borg    |
|    Re: Going up against the Death Star    |
|    06 Sep 10 16:09:00    |
      XPost: rec.sport.pro-wrestling       From: titanic@naplesnet.com              "Scott H" wrote in message news:i635jr$fia$1@news.eternal-september.org...              On 9/6/2010 11:38 AM, Smart Ape has engaged the Borg wrote:       > You send less than a dozen x-wings.       > Great job, Princess, and President McBeardy. Sheesh.              Maybe that's all the Rebel Alliance had?                            Unionized X-Wing pilots?                                   (Union rep): "I'm sorry, princess, but regulations forbid sending any more       of then 12 of our members without bonus pay, guaranteed 1-hour lunch breaks       during attack runs, Alliance-provided personal cell phone service, a       fully-provided break room with refreshments, guaranteed 40-hour work week,       and a 3-day fully-paid training seminar called "Let's Go Attack The Death       Star"."                            --              "There are now at least 25,000 Elvis' around the world, compared to only 170       in 1977 when Elvis died. At this rate of growth, experts predict that by       2019 Elvis impersonators will make up a third of the world population."                     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_impersonator              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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