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   Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~, Acco to All   
   Re: Greedo   
   06 Sep 10 16:22:56   
   
   1919c770   
   XPost: rec.sport.pro-wrestling   
   From: titanic@naplesnet.com   
      
   "jslater@NOutnet.utoledoSPAM.edu"  wrote in message   
   news:e298ea89-eb4e-4a76-bf24-74741b77f158@u6g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...   
      
   On Sep 6, 11:11 am, "Smart Ape has engaged the Borg"    
   wrote:   
   > What a shitty assassin. He's got Han in point-blank range, and he MISSES!   
   > What a maroon.   
   > --   
   > --- "Damn, dirty fleas."   
      
   My son, then 6 years old, once asked me the following question:  "Why   
   do you think Greedo's parents named him 'Greedo'?  It's not a very   
   nice name."  -- Joe (n.j.) [mWo]   
      
      
      
   Because they figured  "Dumb*ass Goof Who Can't Hit The Side Of A Death Star"   
   was too long to print on his bounty hunter's business card?   
      
      
      
   --   
      
      
      
   ---Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~--Besides, the REAL question is did he or   
   Han shoot first (Oh, how I just LOVE starting trouble)?   
      
      
      
      
   "There are now at least 25,000 Elvis' around the world, compared to only 170   
   in 1977 when Elvis died. At this rate of growth, experts predict that by   
   2019 Elvis impersonators will make up a third of the world population."   
      
      
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_impersonator   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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