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   Doctor Clu to BigdaddyK   
   Re: MISSED PERIOD   
   19 Nov 10 05:37:19   
   
   c2d19bb1   
   XPost: alt.games.video.sega-dreamcast   
   From: drclu@blah.swbell.net   
      
   LOL!!!   
      
      
      
      
      
      
   BigdaddyK wrote:   
   > It's the first day back at school after summer vacation and Miss Smith   
   > decides to start the day with the kids telling the most exciting thing   
   > that happened during summer break.   
   >   
   > Little Susie gets up in front of the class and tells all about her   
   > family's trip to Disney World.   
   >   
   > Little Freddy tells the class about his week long stay at his   
   > grandfather's farm.   
   >   
   > Soon, much to Miss Smith's regret, its Little Johnny's turn to speak.   
   >   
   > He gets up and stands in front of the class.   
   >   
   > He takes a piece of chalk and makes a single dot on the board and sits   
   > back down.   
   >   
   > Miss Smith (knowing better, but she can't help herself) says to Little   
   > Johnny, "Whats so exciting about a dot?"   
   >   
   > Little Johnny says, "It ain't no dot - its a period".   
   >   
   > Miss Smith still doesn't understand so Little Johnny says, "I don't   
   > rightly know what's so exciting about a period, but one day last week   
   > at breakfast my sister said she missed one. My Mom cried and my Daddy   
   > shot the boy next door."   
   >   
   > BDK   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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