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|    02 Aug 12 00:12:01    |
   
   XPost: rec.sport.pro-wrestling   
   From: BillV2320@webtv.net   
      
   Who would win in a fight: Darth Vader, or Deadpool?   
      
    Sure, Darth Vader has the Force. But Deadpool can break the Fourth   
   Wall, and he's (usually) got a nearly unstoppable healing factor. So if   
   the Dark Lord of the Sith met the Merc with a Mouth, who would prevail?   
   That's the question we asked yesterday on our Facebook page. And the   
   debate was pretty furious.   
   Among the notable responses:   
   Jeremy Oduber:   
   Deadpool, no contest. Vader is best known for losing fights.   
   Joel Hooper:   
   Neither, they would have a teaparty and cuddle.   
   Jordan Biagomala:   
   Deadpool would start doing a Jar Jar Binks impersonation and start   
   calling Vader Lil Ani, until his mind snapped.   
   Leon Widodo:   
   Vader could, but wouldn't. Deadpool is a mercenary, same as Fett, so he   
   would just offer him more money.   
   Cory Parrish:   
   Vader would force choke him then vaporize every last molecule of him   
   with his lightsaber.   
   Austin Sheehan:   
   Well, Deadpool is completely fictional, so Darth Vader obviously.   
   Jyri Astokari:   
   Vader. Lightsaber would melt Pool's weapons, leaving him unarmed. Then   
   it's just matter of time before Vader would slice him to pieces and   
   freeze the sucker in carbonite, or destroy him with some imperialist   
   super weapon. Also magma could come handy.   
   But what do you think?   
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