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   TERRY THE MONKEY BOY to All   
   Empty Retail Boxes and Bad Copy Videos f   
   04 Apr 04 22:06:20   
   
   From: TERRYTHEMONKEYBOY@interactive.rogers.com   
      
   WELL, OL' ORTHOLE IS DOWN TO SELLING EMPTY BOXES & OVERAGED VIDEOS,   
   ALONG WITH HIS 'POTS & PANS'!   
      
   WHAT NEXT, OL' ORTHOLE, 'USED ROPE'?   
      
   HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TAKING UP AN HONEST TRADE LIKE 'HOOKING' FOR A   
   LIVING. I'M SURE IF YOU HUNG AROUND THE LOCAL TRUCK STOPS, YOU COULD   
   SURELY MAKE A FEW HONEST DOLLARS GIVING BLOW JOBS TO HAIRY TRUCKERS.   
   EVEN A REPULSIVE LOOKING FELLOW LIKE YOU WOULD SURELY BE ABLE TO ATTRACT   
   A LONELY HAIRY TRUCKER & WHO KNOWS, TERRY, YOU MIND FIND 'TRUE LOVE'.   
   THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO RESORT TO MASTURBATION & ILLICIT HOMOSEXUAL   
   INCEST SEX (CORNHOLING) WITH YOUR DIMWIT BROTHER KEVIN.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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