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|    SMELLY ARSE ORTMAN to All    |
|    Re: OFF-Topic but relevant....    |
|    06 Apr 04 12:57:13    |
      From: SMELLYARSEORTMAN@interactive.rogers.com              AW, ALL THE 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN CLUBS' ARE SHUT DOWN; JUST WHEN       I'D SAVED UP ALL THAT MONEY TO JOIN THEM. WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SEND       THE REAL 'TERRY ORTMAN' $30 U.S. TO JOIN HIS 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN       CLUB'!              AT LEAST NOW I CAN GAZE IN WONDER AT THE PHOTOGRAPH OF 'TERRY ORTMAN' IN       ALL HIS SPLENDOR!              HAS HE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE 'MISS PIGGY' FROM THE 'MUPPET SHOW'? OR IS       THAT JUST ME?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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