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   SMELLY ARSE ORTMAN to All   
   Re: OFF-Topic but relevant....   
   06 Apr 04 12:57:13   
   
   From: SMELLYARSEORTMAN@interactive.rogers.com   
      
   AW, ALL THE 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN CLUBS' ARE SHUT DOWN; JUST WHEN   
   I'D SAVED UP ALL THAT MONEY TO JOIN THEM. WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SEND   
   THE REAL 'TERRY ORTMAN' $30 U.S. TO JOIN HIS 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN   
   CLUB'!   
      
   AT LEAST NOW I CAN GAZE IN WONDER AT THE PHOTOGRAPH OF 'TERRY ORTMAN' IN   
   ALL HIS SPLENDOR!   
      
   HAS HE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE 'MISS PIGGY' FROM THE 'MUPPET SHOW'? OR IS   
   THAT JUST ME?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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