From: ADMIRALNUMBNUTS@interactive.rogers.com   
      
   WELL, ORTHOLE THE BUTT-MUNCHKIN IS BACK WITH HIS ENDLESS 'ORTRANT'   
   DRIVEL!   
      
   HERE'S SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK OL' ORTHOLE, BEFORE YOU USE HIS UNRENOWNED   
   SERVICE:   
      
   (#1.) YOU DON'T PLAY THE CUSTOMERS VIDEO TAPE THROUGH FROM END TO END TO   
   INSPECT THE QUALITY & CONTENTS?   
      
   (#2.) YOU DON'T FULLY PLAY THE RECORDED DVD FROM END TO END TO INSPECT   
   IT? THAT'S GREAT 'QUALITY CONTROL', OL' ORTHOLE?   
      
   (#3.) HE USES A U.S. POSTAL SERVICE BOX # BECAUSE HIS GARBAGE-STREWN   
   HOVEL IN DECATUR, ILLINOIS WAS CONDEMNED AS UNIHABITABLE? HOW'S THE   
   'SALVATION ARMY' HOSTEL THESE DAYS, OL' ORTHOLE?   
      
   (#4.) HE DOESN'T GIVE REFERENCES; THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NEVER HAD A   
   SATISFIED CUSTOMER. DO A WORD SEARCH ON, OL' ORTHOLE - HE'S TRULY A BUM!   
      
   (#5.) 'YOUR STAFF"? NOW THERE'S A LAUGH, O'L ORTHOLE.   
      
   (#6.) 'THIS IS MY ONLY BUSINESS'? WHAT ABOUT YOUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR   
   EMPIRE BUILT ON SELLING 'POTS & PANS'?   
   BUSINESS SLOW THESE DAYS, SINCE YOUR POSTING FROM THE DECATUR PUBLIC   
   LIBRARY COMPUTER?   
      
   (#6.) THIS MORON IS WARNING YOU ABOUT RERECORDING 'COMMERCIAL' VIDEOS   
   UNDER COPYRIGHT TO DVD; WHEN THAT'S WHAT HE DOES ALL THE TIME TO SELL   
   HIS 'TRACI LORDS' DVDS. FOR A FELLOW WHO SAYS, 'I DON'T SELL PORN'  -   
   THAT'S A CASE OF 'THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!'   
      
   (#7.) THIS FELLOW IS TRULY A BUM & A SMELLY BUM AT THAT!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)