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   Message 293 of 762   
   ADMIRAL NUMBNUTS to All   
   YUK, YUK! JUST US DUMB OL' CANUCKS!   
   14 Apr 04 23:59:11   
   
   From: ADMIRALNUMBNUTS@interactive.rogers.com   
      
   HEY, BUTT - MUNCHKIN, 1ST. OFF, YOU DON'T HAVE A $1,000, 000 LET ALONE   
   10 CENTS! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PAY YOUR BET OFF WITH, CHEQUES FROM YOUR   
   OWN BANK - 'THE ORTHOLE BANK'?   
   (BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE!)   
      
   2CD., OL' ORTHOLE, WHEN YOU GO BACK TO COURT IN MAY ON 'YOUR CONTEMPT OF   
   COURT' CHARGE; I THINK YOU'LL BE DOING TIME IN THE DECATUR CITY JAIL -   
   AGAIN! BUT BEING A EX-CONVICT, JAIL MUST BE A 'HOME AWAY FROM HOME' FOR   
   YOU - OOPS,I FORGOT, YOUR HOVEL WAS CONDEMNED! AS YOU WROTE IN A PISSANT   
   LETTER TO ME, 'I'M A DISABLED VETERAN, ON A FIXED INCOME & TO POOR TO   
   FIX THE REPAIRS NEEDED TO BE DONE ON MY HOUSE!".   
      
   $1,000,000, HA!   
      
   ROLLS ROYCE, HA!   
      
   BUT, I'M JUST A DUMB OL' CANUCK!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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