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|    ADMIRAL NUMBNUTS to All    |
|    YUK, YUK! JUST US DUMB OL' CANUCKS!    |
|    14 Apr 04 23:59:11    |
      From: ADMIRALNUMBNUTS@interactive.rogers.com              HEY, BUTT - MUNCHKIN, 1ST. OFF, YOU DON'T HAVE A $1,000, 000 LET ALONE       10 CENTS! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PAY YOUR BET OFF WITH, CHEQUES FROM YOUR       OWN BANK - 'THE ORTHOLE BANK'?       (BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE!)              2CD., OL' ORTHOLE, WHEN YOU GO BACK TO COURT IN MAY ON 'YOUR CONTEMPT OF       COURT' CHARGE; I THINK YOU'LL BE DOING TIME IN THE DECATUR CITY JAIL -       AGAIN! BUT BEING A EX-CONVICT, JAIL MUST BE A 'HOME AWAY FROM HOME' FOR       YOU - OOPS,I FORGOT, YOUR HOVEL WAS CONDEMNED! AS YOU WROTE IN A PISSANT       LETTER TO ME, 'I'M A DISABLED VETERAN, ON A FIXED INCOME & TO POOR TO       FIX THE REPAIRS NEEDED TO BE DONE ON MY HOUSE!".              $1,000,000, HA!              ROLLS ROYCE, HA!              BUT, I'M JUST A DUMB OL' CANUCK!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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