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   Message 343 of 762   
   DESIREE COUSTEAU to All   
   SO LONG, TERRY ORTMAN?   
   13 May 04 16:36:01   
   
   From: DESIREECOUSTEAUCANADA@interactive.rogers.com   
      
   WELL, OL' ORTHOLE, IT'S BEEN A HOOT;      I' VE NEVER LAUGHED AS HARD &   
   AS LONG AS I HAVE AT YOU, YOUR ANTICS, YOUR RANTINGS, YOUR TWISTED   
   LIEING, YOUR OVERLONG EMAILS, YOUR SNIVELLING RETORTS, YOUR TWISTED   
   LOGIC, BUT MOST OF ALL YOUR PETTY CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR.   
      
   I CAN IMAGINE AS YOU GO TO CRIMINAL TRIAL IN THE MACON COUNTY COUTHOUSE   
   NEXT WEEK ON CHARGES OF 'CONTEMPT OF COURT' THAT YOU'LL BE 'PISSING IN   
   YOUR BOOTS'; WELL, IT'S NOTHING LESS THEN YOU DESERVE, O'L ORTHOLE.   
   BECAUSE, IN THE LONG & SHORT OF IT, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PETTY CRIMINAL.   
      
   TO ALL THE OUTSIDERS WHO DON'T KNOW THE REASON WHY I'VE BEEN GOING AFTER   
   OL' ORTHOLE 'HAMMER & TONG' IS; HE PLAIN LIED TO ME & THEN COVERED IT UP   
   WITH ONE OF USUAL FAKED EMAILS. WELL, BEING A CANADIAN, YOU LEARN IT'S   
   NOT WHETHER YOU LOSE OR WIN; BUT THAT YOU GET EVEN - LET THE OTHER   
   FELLOW KNOW THAT HE'S BEEN IN A FIGHT! SO, OL' ORTHOLE, YOUR NAME IS   
   KNOWN FAR & WIDE NOW; MOSTLY AS 'HOMO', BUT THAT WAS YOUR CHOOSING!   
      
   SO, OL' ORTHOLE, AS I LEAVE YOU, WITH YOU GOING TO JAIL NEXT WEEK;   
   REMEMBER, ALWAYS REMEMBER, THAT THE 'REALLY HAIRY-ARSE CANADIAN' WILL BE   
   WATCHING & WAITING FOR YOU!   
      
   GLENN CHARTRAND   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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