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   Message 452 of 762   
   DB Cooper to aftlfaq@flashmail.com   
   Re: Traci Lords Videos and DVDs closeout   
   19 Apr 05 04:54:53   
   
   From: db_cooper_do_not_use_this_part@gawab.com   
      
   On 11 Apr 2005 22:09:04 -0700, aftlfaq@flashmail.com wrote:   
      
   >Traci Lords Adult Videos and DVDs, MUST SELL!!   
   >   
   >	NOTICE!!  In order to preserve these videos and DVDs, which are very   
   >rare and hard to find, I have been forced to RENT a STORAGE UNIT to   
   >store them.   
      
   Your new home???? Do you go to the Y to bathe? Which library do you use to post   
   on the internet?   
      
   >ORDER NOW, because I'll have to RAISE the prices to cover   
   >the rental of the storage unit.  These ARE NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE,   
   >and are worth a LOT more than the listed prices!!   
      
   Don't you mean to buy wood for this winter?   
      
   >	In the process of cleaning out all these old orders that   
   >were made and the buyers not paying for them, I have discovered   
   >several boxes of videos that I need to get rid of, and since you   
   >can't list these on auction sites, I am posting the list here.   
   >	If anyone is interested in these, first come, first served,   
   >send an email to our address in the FAQ.   
      
   Why don't you send me a deposit first, then I'll order them, then if I get   
   them,   
   then I'll refund your deposit?   
      
   >NOTE:  If you see the LIST of currently available videos and DVDs   
   >from the Canadian Distributor, some of these titles are no longer   
   >available.  This may be your last chance to get them.   
      
   Everyone better hurry, or you'll miss out!!!!! Hurry, hurry, hurry and get   
   fucked.   
      
      
      
   >	These are being sold to clear out space, as orders for the   
   >videos seem to be at a decline right now, we need to get these   
   >videos out of here.   
      
   Hurry and buy these so he can make space to live and buy fire wood and pay rent   
   before winter comes!!!!!!   
      
   Puke, puke, puke, puke!   
      
   I have a couple of bridges I can sell you and you can make a tom of money from   
   them, Ortman, just charge people a fee to cross them!   
      
      
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