From: db_cooper_do_not_use_this_part@gawab.com   
      
   On 16 Apr 2005 12:29:23 -0700, aftlfaq@flashmail.com wrote:   
      
   >The Welfare bum strikes again!!!   
   >   
   >The PANTY WEARING HOMOSEXUAL IS IN NEED OF MORE MONEY....   
   >   
   >I SENT A LETTER TO ROGERS WIRELESS, AND EXPLAINED HOW HE WAS VIOLATING   
   >THEIR TERMS OF USE BY MAKING OBSCENE AND HARASSING PHONE CALLS FROM HIS   
   >CELL PHONE, THEY MUST HAVE TERMINATED HIS CELL PHONE!!!   
   >   
   >JUST GOT ANOTHER OBSCENE AND HARASSING CALL, THIS TIME FROM A BELL   
   >PAYPHONE!!!!   
   >   
   >1-416-747-0106 IS GELENN CHARTRANDS NEW HARASSMENT PHONE NUMBER!!!!   
   >   
   >GLENN CHARTRAND NEEDS TO RIP OFF MORE AMERICANS TO GET MORE MONEY   
   >BECAUSE NOW HE HAS TO STUFF HIS WORTHLESS CANADIAN COINS INTO A   
   >CANADIAN PAY PHONE TO MAKE INTERNATIONAL PHONE CALLS TO HARASS BY PHONE   
   >WITH HIS OBSCENE LANGUAGE!!!!   
   >   
   >GLENN CHARTRAND IS THE NEW KOOK OF THE MILLENIUM!!!!!!!   
   >   
   >I GUESS HE IS FORGETTING TO TAKE HIS PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION.....   
   >   
   >GLENN CHARTRAND CALLED, HE NEEDS NEW PAIRS OF PANTIES SINCE THEY CUT   
   >OFF HIS PHONE, CABLE, AND WEBTV.  ROGERS CABLE, WIRELESS AND   
   >INTERACTIVE HAS BEEN FORCED TO TERMINATE HIS ACCOUNT FOR VIOLATING   
   >THEIR TERMS OF USE!!!!   
   >   
   >HEY GLENN, GET YOUR TV THROUGH BELL EXPRESSVU...  OH, WAIT, YOUR USING   
   >BELL PAYPHONES TO HARASS BY PHONE, GUESS BELL EXPRESSVU WON'T WANT YOU   
   >AS A SUBSCRIBER....   
   >   
   >HAVE TO GO FOR STARCHOICE THEN, GET YOUR STARCHOICE DISH AND ENJOY   
   >STARCHOICE DIGITAL SATELLITE....   
   >   
   >JUST THINK, HAD YOU JUST MINDED TOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND KEPT PLAYING   
   >WITH YOURSELF AND YOUR BUDDY LARRY (MUST BE SLAVEYTRAINERS NAME), YOU   
   >COULD HAVE KEPT RIPPING PEOPLE OFF WITH YOUR ILLEGAL DVDS.....   
   >   
   >GEE, OUR FTA RECEIVER FOR FREE SATELLITE TV, AND YOU CAN GET INTERNET   
   >THROUGH IT SELLS FOR $139.99 USD!!   
   >   
   >I'LL BE NICE, HOMOSEXUAL, IF YOU PROMISE IN WRITING THAT YOU WILL NEVER   
   >HARASS OR SEND ME OBSCENE MATERIAL AGAIN, I'LL SELL YOU THE FTA   
   >RECEIVER FOR ONLY $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 USD.  I'LL THROW   
   >IN FREE OF CHARGE THE 36-INCH DISH AND MOTOR YOU'LL NEED AS WELL,   
   >BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I AM A NICE PERSON...   
   >   
   >ALL GLENN CHARTRANDS MESSAGES HE LEAVES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE FALL   
   >UNDER THE FOLLOWING:   
   >   
   >1) HE KNOWS THEY ARE BEING RECORDED, SO ANYTHING HE RECORDS HE KNOWS   
   >CAN BE USED IN A COURT OF LAW.  SINCE HE IS A CANADIAN HE HAS NO RIGHTS   
   >IN THE USA!!   
   >   
   >2) HE AGREES THAT HE IS SURRENDERING HIS VOICE TO US FOR INCLUSION ON   
   >THE CD, GLENN CHARTRANDS GREATEST THREATS!!   
   >   
   >3) HE GIVE SUS PERMISSION TO DIGITALLY REMOVE EACH AND EVERY WORD   
   >SPOKEN FROM THE RECORDINGS AND USE THEM TO MAKE RECORDINGS WHICH IS IN   
   >HIS VOICE, AND WE CAN ALSO USE AND DISTRIBUTE AS WE SEE FIT...   
   >   
   >EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU RECORD A MESSAGE LIKE: HEY ORTHOLE, YOU'RE A   
   >LOSER....   
   >   
   >WE CAN TAKE IT WITH THE OTHERS, AND SINCE YOU NEED TO BE LOOKING IN THE   
   >PHONEBOOK AND CALLING MR.ORTHOLE, THAT'S NOT MY NAME, SO YOU'RE CALLING   
   >THE WRONG PERSON, WE NOW HAVE THIS MESSAGE:   
   >   
   >HEY LOSER, I HEAR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE COMING NORTH OF THE BORDER,   
   >LOCKED AND LOADED, I'M PISSING AND SHITTING IN MY PANTIES, BRING ALONG   
   >A CLEAN PAIR.   
   >   
   >-----   
   >   
   >ANOTHER UPDATE, HOMOSEXUAL GLENN CHARTRAND MUST HAVE GIVEN SOMEONE A   
   >BLOW JOB TO GET ANOTHER QUARTER, HE PUT IT IN AND CALLED AGAIN AS I WAS   
   >TYPING THIS:  1-416-747-0562  BELL PAYPHONE...   
   >   
   >GUESS HE'S GOING PAYPHONE TO PAYPHONE TRYING TO COVER HIS TRACKS,   
   >GIVING BLOWJOBS ALONG THE WAY TO GET ANOTHER QUARTER TO MAKE AN OBSCENE   
   >PHONE CALL....   
      
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