From: dazednconfusedfl@lycos.com.nospam   
      
   Why are there two #4s?   
      
      
   In article <1140733256.640975.171420@t39g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,   
   aftlfaq@yahoo.ca says...   
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   >ATTENTION: REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER T. ORTMAN   
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   >IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THROUGH NUMEROUS EMAILS, THAT THROUGH   
   >YOUR ACTIONS OF THE LAST YEAR; THAT YOU HAVE AUTOMATICALY WON USENET'S   
   >'KOOK OF THE YEAR' AWARD FOR 2005 & ALSO 2006.....EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY   
   >FEBUARY!   
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   >AS YOU ARE 'A FAN OF TRACI LORDS - FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS'   
   >MODERATOR, YOU HAVE BEEN A FREQUENT NOMINEE........BUT BY YOUR ACTIONS   
   >OF:   
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   >#1. BEING ARRESTED & CHARGED WITH 5 COUNTS OF PRODUCING & SELLING CHILD   
   >PORN.   
   >#2. BY BEING INCARCERATED FOR OVER 5 MONTHS IN 2005.....+ YOUR OTHER   
   >TOO NUMEROUS INCARCERATIONS TO COUNT.   
   >#3. BY PLEADING GUILTY TO BEING A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER.   
   >#4. BY BECOMING A REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER - PEDOPHILE STATUS.   
   >#4. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF USENET WITH YOUR COMPLETELY   
   >UNINTELLIGBLE 'AFTL - FAQ'........YOU COULD USE A 'SPELL CHECK' & ALSO   
   >STAY ON YOUR MEDICATION.   
   >#5. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF YOUR FLIM - FLAM BUSINESS VENTURES.   
   >#6. BY YOUR PRESENT HABITATION IN THE THE BASEMENT OF A CONDEMNDED   
   >HOVEL & BEING CONSTANTLY  CHARGED, ARRESTED & JAILED FOR YOUR DWELLING   
   >BEING A PUBLIC HEALTH DANGER.   
   >#7. FOR YOU BRINGING NEW WORDS INTO THE LEXICON OF   
   >USENET.......'ORTHOLE' & 'ORTRANT'. WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND US   
   >DEFINITIONS OF THESE WORDS, SO WE CAN POST THEM....WE ARE BAFFLED AS TO   
   >THE MEANINGS.   
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   >FOR THESE ACCOMPLISHMENTS, YOU ARE AWARDED USENET'S:   
   >   
   >KOOK OF THE YEAR   
   >   
   >PIECE OF SHIT OF THE YEAR   
   >   
   >SMELLY BUM OF THE YEAR   
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   >THANK YOU & WE HOPE YOU ARE AS PROUD TO ACCEPT THESE 3 AWARDS AS WERE   
   >ARE AS PROUD TO AWARD THEM.   
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   >BY READING THIS NOTIFICATION, YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE TERMS AS   
   >PRINTED....FAILURE IS PENALIZED BY A FINE OF $5,000.00 &/OR 10 YEARS IN   
   >THE FEDERAL PRISON SYSTEM.   
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   >THANK YOU,   
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   >THE MANAGEMENT OF USENET   
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