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   peeooowit@gmail.com to All   
   Re: The Return of a Legend to A.F.T.   
   24 Feb 13 16:51:16   
   
   07c74da0   
   LOL. Good day,Sir, somebody told me by word of eye that you are now presenting   
   Deal or no Deal in Lichtenstein...can you please confirm or deny this. I'm sad   
   to see my good friends Michael O'Neill, Alatar and Mia Kalogjera are no longer   
   around. I    
   understand that Mia has been washed up in Newcastle and is appearing in   
   Geordie Shore whilst building herself a nice new castle, Alatar is in Kansas   
   running the pervy elves fanclub and Michael is, alas, a victim of the Irish   
   banking collapse and can now    
   be glimpsed around the ghost new-build estates of the emerald isle   
   breaking,entering, and chiselling out fireplaces to sell on ebay    
      
      
      
      
      
    quotey..   
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   > A gloriously good day to you, Dr. Dalecover! My apologies for not   
   >    
   > answering sooner. I am not reading AFT anymore, so I was only alerted   
   >    
   > to your return by word of mouth. Unfortunately, I am using a computer,   
   >    
   > which works by typing, so I don't hear mouth-words unless the other   
   >    
   > user is really close. As they say: in the internet, no-one can hear   
   >    
   > you scream. Unless you are Desert Rain Frog on Youtube. Sorry. I   
   >    
   > digress.   
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   >    
   > Unfortunately, as you can see, the group has been mostly destroyed by   
   >    
   > Peter Jackson, who wanted to prevent the scholars here from   
   >    
   > criticizing him. To that purpose, about ten years ago, he invented   
   >    
   > Myspace and lured all the 60 million people you mentioned away. There   
   >    
   > were other horrors, but I'd prefer not to talk about them.   
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   > I was not around in 1999/2000 because I am a prophet who occasionally   
   >    
   > meditates for a few years in a desert cave and lives only from rain   
   >    
   > water and lichen. IIRC, it was not until early 2002 when my worst   
   >    
   > friend Bqggz figured out how his computer worked, and told me all   
   >    
   > about it. Previously, he had thought it was a strange type of chair.   
   >    
   > That was, of course, back then when we still had those really bulky   
   >    
   > CRT monitors that you could sit on. Bqggz is not really clever.   
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   > However, my friends have always spoken of you, Prof. Dr. Sparkesdale,   
   >    
   > in the highest tones of praise, and I am flattered and honoured to   
   >    
   > make your acquaintance.   
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   > Best regards,   
   >    
   >    
   >    
   > Noel Q. von Schneiffel   
   >    
   > Prophet of Tolkien   
   >    
   >    
   >    
   > http://tolkientruth.info/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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