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|    There needs to be a Teen Hobbit movie!    |
|    13 Jul 16 08:53:02    |
      With like The Rock as Gollum       a Female Gandalf! Pamela Anderson       bikinis. guns, a biker gang instead of smaug       an Iwatch instead of The Ring       and for Bilbo? A teen idol! Justin Beiber!              Peter Jackson are you listening?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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