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|    stubert.smooth@gmail.com to Zorag    |
|    Re: Why do Wizards (particularly Gandalf    |
|    25 Apr 19 08:15:01    |
      19a82c65       On Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:18:31 UTC-8, Zorag wrote:       > (Note: This is a serious, scholarly, on-topic question.) I recently       > started adventuring in outdoorsy, wilderness-type areas, so I was in       > the market for a hat. I examined the wardrobes of famous adventurers,       > with an eye toward functionality as well as style, and revisited this       > description of Gandalf:       >        > "He wore a tall pointed blue hat, a long grey cloak, and a silver       > scarf. He had a long white beard and bushy eyebrows that stuck out       > beyond the brim of his hat."       >               I find it noteworthy that the hat is blue, making it poorly matched to the       rest of his palette. It makes sense that Gandalf the Grey would wear a long       grey cloak and a silver scarf (silver is just shiny grey, after all,) but why       a blue hat? While blue is        not the worst colour to match with grey, placing your splash of color on the       periphery is a strange choice. Could it be that the hat was a hasty last       second addition to his wardrobe, a calculated move intended to help him impose       on the (already much        smaller) hobbit, and to signal his status as a wizard to rural bumpkins?              Or perhaps there is something darker at work here. We know there is a white, a       grey, and a brown wizard, but we never hear anything of a blue wizard. Did       Gandalf perhaps secretly murder him for his hat? If so, the fact that the hat       is poorly suited to        Gandalf's situation makes more sense - it is not, after all, his hat. It's a       trophy.              Ultimately, without Tolkien himself available, we will never know the answer       to this mystery, but it is clear to me that any explanation of the hat must       also account for the anomalous color.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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