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|    Message 117 of 664    |
|    Mike1 to Calvin Rice    |
|    Re: Woody Allenisms    |
|    07 Jan 04 16:04:59    |
      4c6e9498       XPost: rec.arts.movies.past-films, rec.arts.movies.current-films       From: mike1_justfordangoodman_@usfamily.net              oscwr@netscape.net (Calvin Rice) wrote:              >Woody Allen is a national treasure, whether you like him or not.                     Bob Newhart is a national treasure, and Woody is so insecure because he       knows he's no Bob Newhart. (He consoles himself with attempting to break       Charlie Chaplin's record for oldest impregnation.)              --              Reply to mike1@@@usfamily.net sans two @@, or your reply won't reach me.              "An election is nothing more than an advance auction of stolen goods."        -- Ambrose Bierce              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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