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   Message 117 of 664   
   Mike1 to Calvin Rice   
   Re: Woody Allenisms   
   07 Jan 04 16:04:59   
   
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   From: mike1_justfordangoodman_@usfamily.net   
      
   oscwr@netscape.net (Calvin Rice) wrote:   
      
   >Woody Allen is a national treasure, whether you like him or not.   
      
      
   Bob Newhart is a national treasure, and Woody is so insecure because he   
   knows he's no Bob Newhart. (He consoles himself with attempting to break   
   Charlie Chaplin's record for oldest impregnation.)   
      
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