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   Message 292 of 664   
   Miles Monroe to All   
   Re: Lines from Sleeper   
   11 Sep 04 19:31:21   
   
   From: noone@none.net   
      
   "You haven't had sex in 200 years?"   
   "204 if you count my marriage."   
      
   "Will you perform sex with me?"   
   "I don't know if I'm up for a performance but I'll rehearse with you if you   
   like."   
      
   "Your name isn't Luna is it?   
      
   "Where've you been hiding it? Never mind!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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