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   "Bunge"  wrote in message   
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   >H wrote:   
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   >> "Bunge"  wrote in message   
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   >>> H wrote:   
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   >>>> "Bunge" befuzzled me:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> Eeeeeek?  Try?  Beggars usually do if you drop off in the chair,   
   >>>>> then you leap up and rush off down to shop afore they close, for a   
   >>>>> wedge of cheese and a kilo of big onions for nose bag tomoz.  It's   
   >>>>> the bit where the checkout strumpet sez, errr, yew got sum   
   >>>>> chocolate on yer noze that cracks me up.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Yes eeeeeeeeek.  They don't get a chance, hate being slobbered all   
   >>>> over. Thankyou for sharing your nose story with us ... not  ;-)   
   >>>   
   >>> No probs, I got a few more story's when you're ready!  :))   
   >>   
   >> My brother (one who sounds like you) told me a joke last night.  I   
   >> asked him to repeat it, but I can't remember it, as bakewell tarts usual   
   >> :-))   
   >   
   > Awwwwww, mind, you could allus send a funny blank post.  In meantime,   
   > here's a ickle gem I heard yesters.   
   >   
   > Bloke walks into a bar and says "All solicitors are arseholes".   
   > A fella jumps up and says "I resent that!"   
   > "Why, are you a solicitor?", the bloke asks.   
   > Fella answers "no, I'm an arsehole."   
   >   
   > Made me titter anyways.  :)))   
      
   :-)   
      
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