From: bunge@home.myofb.it   
      
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   > > What you on about now?  Daft ole bat.   
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   > > Joseph Grundy (Mr)   
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   > Dear Mr Grundy   
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   > SHUTUP   
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   > :-)))   
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   Oh, righto then I'll shut, I've never been known to say much  anyway.  Anything   
   I can do for you, rake your driveway?  Should take me a week the bloody size of   
   it.  Any pressing and ironing?  Haircut peradventure?  De-barnacle and scrub   
   your bottom?  New set of nets made up for the lounge windows?  (I saw them   
   flickering as I passed t'other day, snozy ole bat.)  Make up some new tackle   
   for   
   the horses?  Convert some of those stables into flats for the foreign labours?   
   (I see the the poor buggars are still in that ole belltent you stole off the   
   boy   
   scouts on coronation day.) Cast a few concrete gnomes for the fishing lake, I   
   got a new line in Celtic gnomes, all nicely dressed up in kilts with a fishing   
   pole and bagpipes under their arms.  Very popular in the village they are, you   
   don't want to miss out on my summer special offers so you'd best put in your   
   order now if you want a half dozen by Christmus Missus.  I do the clan kilts to   
   order, wos your tribe?  I might have it in me brochure.   
      
   Joseph Grundy (Mr)  Grundy Enterprizes.  New York. Paris. Tokyo. Hong Kong.   
   Sydney. Bognor Regis.   
      
   Telephone: Not yet installed   
      
   Fax: No sorry   
      
   E-mail: Hmmmmm, yus, I'm not sure what that is.   
      
   Box number:  All orders will be dispatched with a clout round the lugs with a   
   spade, wrapped in two Tesco's bags and put in a cardboard box prior to   
   poasting.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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