From: bunge@myob.it   
      
   Cuddly wrote:   
      
   > Bunge wrote:   
   >> I allus found a swift whack with a rolled up newspaper usually did   
   >> the trick.  :)   
   >>   
   > The kids just whacked me back and the dogs just ripped it to shreds.   
      
   I'd blame that on the teachers with the kids, it's like stomach bugs, they   
   bring them home and they spread, usually on public holidays.  :)   
      
   As for the dogs, I'd personally blame the newspaper groups, they obviously   
   use some additive in the printing ink which triggers off a cranial "rip to   
   shreds cell", which directs them to appear destructive to us humans.   
   Shame really as I think, they think they're doing us a favour.  The   
   advantages side of ripping to shreds (RTS) is, they can be trained to RTS   
   letters from Missus Queen or her various governmental offices of stealth   
   and obscurity.  Let me know if you can't grasp that assessment as I had   
   problems molishing it together, let alone understanding it.  :(   
      
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