From: H@somewhere.com   
      
   "Bunge"  wrote in message   
   news:bfp7m4$16s$1@titan.btinternet.com...   
      
   > Oh, righto then I'll shut, I've never been known to say much  anyway.   
   Anything   
   > I can do for you, rake your driveway?  Should take me a week the bloody   
   size of   
   > it.  Any pressing and ironing?  Haircut peradventure?  De-barnacle and   
   scrub   
   > your bottom?  New set of nets made up for the lounge windows?  (I saw them   
   > flickering as I passed t'other day, snozy ole bat.)  Make up some new   
   tackle for   
   > the horses?  Convert some of those stables into flats for the foreign   
   labours?   
   > (I see the the poor buggars are still in that ole belltent you stole off   
   the boy   
   > scouts on coronation day.) Cast a few concrete gnomes for the fishing   
   lake, I   
   > got a new line in Celtic gnomes, all nicely dressed up in kilts with a   
   fishing   
   > pole and bagpipes under their arms.  Very popular in the village they are,   
   you   
   > don't want to miss out on my summer special offers so you'd best put in   
   your   
   > order now if you want a half dozen by Christmus Missus.  I do the clan   
   kilts to   
   > order, wos your tribe?  I might have it in me brochure.   
   >   
   > Joseph Grundy (Mr)  Grundy Enterprizes.  New York. Paris. Tokyo. Hong   
   Kong.   
   > Sydney. Bognor Regis.   
   >   
   > Telephone: Not yet installed   
   >   
   > Fax: No sorry   
   >   
   > E-mail: Hmmmmm, yus, I'm not sure what that is.   
   >   
   > Box number:  All orders will be dispatched with a clout round the lugs   
   with a   
   > spade, wrapped in two Tesco's bags and put in a cardboard box prior to   
   poasting.   
      
   You trying to kill me?  I'm incommunicado from laughing ............. ye   
   bugger!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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