From: bunge@myob.it   
      
   Cuddly wrote:   
      
   :: Bunge wrote:   
   ::: Bring 'us back a pint of cockles from *******bay M'duck.  A reet   
   ::: fine sight yow lot looked like I wager, knotted hankies, fush 'n   
   ::: chup papers wheeling int wind like a flock of hungry shite hawks   
   ::: (grut owd gull) waiting to rob a babe in a push chair of her large   
   ::: "Mr Whippy Special Giant Cornetto" (in blazing crimson letters   
   ::: across the forehead of a grinning (* 1) Lucks look-a-like),   
   ::: Whippy's offer of buy 10 get 2 free to the under Twelve's and   
   ::: O.A.P's over 103 years and 6 months or any living peep who served   
   ::: with Wellington in Spain or Belgium or could prove they served in   
   ::: South Africa under Lord Frederick Roberts int Boer War.  Yer   
   ::: knotted hanky covered int candy floss, gull shite un babby food.   
   ::: Eeeee lass bet you're glad tae be back hame eh?  (* 2) *** un all I   
   ::: 'spect.   
   :::   
   ::: (* 1)  Yah nah who I mean.   
   :::   
   ::: (* 2)  Yah nah who I mean, you're a lucky woman.   :))   
   :::   
   :: pmsl......forget the cockles they would stink by time i got em home   
   :: Oh what a picture that description would make!!   
   ::   
   ::: P.S   Did you keep your eyes open for Mussus Hollyhocks?  Just the   
   ::: sandy, heavy Saudi crude covered cove she'd drop her anchor arter   
   ::: midnight, punting ashore, no moon, knickers stuffed fulla fags.   
   ::: You'd easily recognise her, pricey sun specs (shoplifted in Monaco),   
   ::: calling back to the Blackbirds int dawn chorus.  Issuing orders for   
   ::: to the crew to produce a small pig ready for barbi'un and a half   
   ::: dozen hens ditto, or she'd fire their arse.   
   :::   
   :: No i walk round with em shut as you men say ('',)   
      
      
   Only on objects un other stuff men like.   
      
   Is this a bum flash? ---> ('',)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)