From: H@somewhere.com   
      
   "Bunge"  wrote in message:   
      
      
      
      
   > You allus have to go to the extremities of my capables don't you Missus P?   
   > As I pointed out in my previous postings, I can fly an aircraft, both   
   single   
   > and twin engine, this of course relates to the following.  Aircraft   
   powered   
   > by, naturally aspirated engine(s),  turbo blown engine(s) or gas turbine   
   > engine(s).  THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE,   
   >   
   > (a)  Tornado or (b)  Concorde or (c) any other high performance aircraft   
   in   
   > either, (i)  Military aircraft, combat or logistical role.  (ii)   
   Commercial   
   > local or long haul jet/turbine powered passenger aircraft.  (iii)   
   Aircraft   
   > designed and classified as high performance stunt machines.  (iv)  Any   
   other   
   > aircraft besides the afore mentioned, including any of or combination of   
   the   
   > following, iriots flying machinations, hellepupters, home-made   
   conflaptions,   
   > weirdo's who offer you a flight to Lourdes and turn up with a giganticus   
   > pair of feather wings and a copy of the English Book of Common Prayer   
   > clasped in their grubby mit, any aircraft designed and constructed by   
   > Amazonian tribal Indians.   
   >   
   > OK, got the message Missus?   
      
   Well you're no use to me then.   
      
   > If you can think of any other dangerous flying machination, please feel   
   free   
   > to add to above list.   
      
   Yes - YOU.   
      
   > Tkankyou   
      
   My pleasure.   
      
   > Flying Officer Ivor A Kite   
      
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