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   > > > > > > Tis' true, see Regina v Phillup Macavity.  ''Penfolds Recorded   
   > > > > > > Convictions'', Animal Abuse, Scotland (1850 - 1899)   
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   > > > > > Pah!!  Haven't got a plane have you by any chance?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > Nope, but I can fly one, single or twin engine, where you want to go   
   > cos   
   > > I   
   > > > > can nick one for a few days.  Can you pay for the avgas?   
   > > >   
   > > > Turkish lira ok?   
   > > >   
   > > Yup, prefer the small denomination notes tho', less chance of forgy's.   
   )   
   > > ;)   
   >   
   > How many? ;-)   
   >   
   That depends on following:   
      
   (1)    Destination, one way only or return.   
   (2)    Number of passenger's  (Children under 5 1/2 travel as half adult   
   weight).   
   (3)    Baggage weight.  (In kilo's please).   
   (4)    Aircraft type, single/twin engine.   
   (5)    Meals and refreshment requirements  (You're having non of mine)   
   (6)    Cabin staff required or self-service.   
   (7)    Long haul flight may require refuelling stop(s), airport handling   
   fee's and co-pilot.   
   (8)    Date of expected voyage, seasonal rates apply.   
   (9)    Open or closed cockpit.   
   (10)  Wings, including flaps and trim equipment, yes/no.   
   (11)  Tail assembly, yes/no.   
   (12)   Landing lights, yes/no   
   (13)   Navigational equipment including compass, pencil, pencil sharpener,   
   note pad for doodling and eraser (rubber).   
   (14)   Navigation lights. yes/no.   
   (15)   Landing/take off assembly, including wheels and tyres.   
   (16)   Cabin seating and seat belting, yes/no   
   (17)   Toilet facilities, luxury/standard/basic, yes/no  (*Note:  Basic   
   contains, offshelf Elson bucket, Boggo Kleen Whiff, nail and newspaper   
   squares cut to                       requested size.   
   (18)   In flight entertainment, live act (pornographic)/movie/radio, (Radio   
   Zimbabwe and BBC Overseas) /reading material includes disembarkation   
   procedures in          the *likely event of an emergency landing, sea/land,   
   you chose).   
   (19)   Onboard duty free, fags/hand rolling baccy, (unusual baccy's and   
   strange mushrooms/cigars/pipes/pipe baccy/hookah pipes, (hubble bubblers)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)