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   > > > > > > > Tis' true, see Regina v Phillup Macavity.  ''Penfolds Recorded   
   > > > > > > > Convictions'', Animal Abuse, Scotland (1850 - 1899)   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > Pah!!  Haven't got a plane have you by any chance?   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > Nope, but I can fly one, single or twin engine, where you want to   
   go   
   > > cos   
   > > > I   
   > > > > > can nick one for a few days.  Can you pay for the avgas?   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Turkish lira ok?   
   > > > >   
   > > > Yup, prefer the small denomination notes tho', less chance of forgy's.   
   > ;)   
   > > > ;)   
   > >   
   > > How many? ;-)   
   > >   
   > That depends on following:   
      
   > (1)    Destination, one way only or return.   
               Sierra Nevada, return per favor.   
   > (2)    Number of passenger's  (Children under 5 1/2 travel as half adult   
   > weight).   
               2 or 6.   
   > (3)    Baggage weight.  (In kilo's please).   
               200.   
      
      
   > (4)    Aircraft type, single/twin engine.   
               If it flies, doesn't matter does it?   
   > (5)    Meals and refreshment requirements  (You're having non of mine)   
               Everything you've got. (And you're having non of mine.   
   > (6)    Cabin staff required or self-service.   
               Not bothered.   
   > (7)    Long haul flight may require refuelling stop(s), airport handling   
   > fee's and co-pilot.   
               It's a short haul.  D'you mean there wasn't a co-pilot? Has it   
   got   
               autopilot?   
   > (8)    Date of expected voyage, seasonal rates apply.   
               Friday week.   
   > (9)    Open or closed cockpit.   
                CLOSED please.   
   > (10)  Wings, including flaps and trim equipment, yes/no.   
               YES!   
   > (11)  Tail assembly, yes/no.   
               What?   
   > (12)   Landing lights, yes/no   
               Yis.   
   > (13)   Navigational equipment including compass, pencil, pencil sharpener,   
   > note pad for doodling and eraser (rubber).   
               All of those, plus map please.   
   > (14)   Navigation lights. yes/no.   
               I suppose they'd be a good thing wouldn't they?   
   > (15)   Landing/take off assembly, including wheels and tyres.   
               Now excuse me piloto, if no wheels und tyres, how does it leave   
   the   
               ground might I ask?   
   > (16)   Cabin seating and seat belting, yes/no   
               Yes.   
   > (17)   Toilet facilities, luxury/standard/basic, yes/no  (*Note:  Basic   
   > contains, offshelf Elson bucket, Boggo Kleen Whiff, nail and newspaper   
   > squares cut to                       requested size.   
               What's the luxury like? I know, a hole in the floor?   
   > (18)   In flight entertainment, live act (pornographic)/movie/radio,   
   (Radio   
   > Zimbabwe and BBC Overseas) /reading material includes disembarkation   
   > procedures in          the *likely event of an emergency landing,   
   sea/land,   
   > you chose).   
               All of those, except the disembarkment thingies .. I'm going off   
   this   
               idea.   
   > (19)   Onboard duty free, fags/hand rolling baccy, (unusual baccy's and   
   > strange mushrooms/cigars/pipes/pipe baccy/hookah pipes, (hubble bubblers)   
               Yes please.  I'll have the lot.  Second thoughts, forget the   
   plane, I'll just   
               have (19).  I'd like an idea of price in euros for all or only   
   (19).   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)