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   > > > > > > > > Tis' true, see Regina v Phillup Macavity.  ''Penfolds   
   Recorded   
   > > > > > > > > Convictions'', Animal Abuse, Scotland (1850 - 1899)   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > Pah!!  Haven't got a plane have you by any chance?   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > Nope, but I can fly one, single or twin engine, where you want   
   to   
   > go   
   > > > cos   
   > > > > I   
   > > > > > > can nick one for a few days.  Can you pay for the avgas?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Turkish lira ok?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > Yup, prefer the small denomination notes tho', less chance of   
   forgy's.   
   > > ;)   
   > > > > ;)   
   > > >   
   > > > How many? ;-)   
   > > >   
   > > That depends on following:   
   >   
   > > (1)    Destination, one way only or return.   
   >             Sierra Nevada, return per favor.   
   > > (2)    Number of passenger's  (Children under 5 1/2 travel as half adult   
   > > weight).   
   >             2 or 6.   
   > > (3)    Baggage weight.  (In kilo's please).   
   >             200.   
   >   
   >   
   > > (4)    Aircraft type, single/twin engine.   
   >             If it flies, doesn't matter does it?   
   > > (5)    Meals and refreshment requirements  (You're having non of mine)   
   >             Everything you've got. (And you're having non of mine.   
   > > (6)    Cabin staff required or self-service.   
   >             Not bothered.   
   > > (7)    Long haul flight may require refuelling stop(s), airport handling   
   > > fee's and co-pilot.   
   >             It's a short haul.  D'you mean there wasn't a co-pilot? Has it   
   > got   
   >             autopilot?   
   > > (8)    Date of expected voyage, seasonal rates apply.   
   >             Friday week.   
   > > (9)    Open or closed cockpit.   
   >              CLOSED please.   
   > > (10)  Wings, including flaps and trim equipment, yes/no.   
   >             YES!   
   > > (11)  Tail assembly, yes/no.   
   >             What?   
   > > (12)   Landing lights, yes/no   
   >             Yis.   
   > > (13)   Navigational equipment including compass, pencil, pencil   
   sharpener,   
   > > note pad for doodling and eraser (rubber).   
   >             All of those, plus map please.   
   > > (14)   Navigation lights. yes/no.   
   >             I suppose they'd be a good thing wouldn't they?   
   > > (15)   Landing/take off assembly, including wheels and tyres.   
   >             Now excuse me piloto, if no wheels und tyres, how does it   
   leave   
   > the   
   >             ground might I ask?   
   > > (16)   Cabin seating and seat belting, yes/no   
   >             Yes.   
   > > (17)   Toilet facilities, luxury/standard/basic, yes/no  (*Note:  Basic   
   > > contains, offshelf Elson bucket, Boggo Kleen Whiff, nail and newspaper   
   > > squares cut to                       requested size.   
   >             What's the luxury like? I know, a hole in the floor?   
   > > (18)   In flight entertainment, live act (pornographic)/movie/radio,   
   > (Radio   
   > > Zimbabwe and BBC Overseas) /reading material includes disembarkation   
   > > procedures in          the *likely event of an emergency landing,   
   > sea/land,   
   > > you chose).   
   >             All of those, except the disembarkment thingies .. I'm going   
   off   
   > this   
   >             idea.   
   > > (19)   Onboard duty free, fags/hand rolling baccy, (unusual baccy's and   
   > > strange mushrooms/cigars/pipes/pipe baccy/hookah pipes, (hubble   
   bubblers)   
   >             Yes please.  I'll have the lot.  Second thoughts, forget the   
   > plane, I'll just   
   >             have (19).  I'd like an idea of price in euros for all or only   
   >   
   £1357.57 inc VAT   ?1956.26 inc VAT.  Cash please, no cheques.   
      
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