From: bunge@myob.it   
      
   The Human Stork posted the following -   
      
   "MahZhah~Priestess"  wrote in message   
   news:cnsutc$bmd$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...   
   > For the last few years there's been this rumour......   
   >   
   > That you have looooooooooooooong legs   
   >   
   > Just how long is long? How tall do you tower above us mere shortarses? :-)   
   >   
   > P.s. I'm 5ft 2 and 3quarters and my legs are 31ins long   
      
   That's cos you dint eat ya greens Shorty, there was nowt wrong with school   
   mince either, other than it smelt like rank cabbage.  But so did the chocy   
   pud and pink custard.  The top decks on the school buses stank of it on damp   
   evenings, worse than owd men's trousers.  Trick is, never climb the stairs   
   until they're all seated, unless you enjoy a faceful!   
      
   Yus, she's very tall, can you clean your bedroom windy's standing on a tea   
   box?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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