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   In alt.flame.jesus.christ old man joe said...   
      
   >   
   > the Evolutionists falsely claim human's came from Africa... very convenient   
   since so do   
   > monkey's... but Africans are not a hairy people... and they certainly don't   
   have tails.   
   > again, the Evolutionists have painted themselves into a corner.   
   >   
      
   You've just proved that despite your supposed lack of hair (you sound   
   bald, so it must be so - please post a recent photo if I am wrong) you   
   sound very much like a talking Chimpanzee. Chimpanzees share 99.99% of   
   our DNA - but with the uneducated and moronic analysis above you've   
   shown a remarkable inability to comprehend modern thinking.   
      
   Thus, I propose a scientific theory that you are indeed a hairless Chimp   
   that I assume has evolved two-legged walking (that photo proof will also   
   clear up my questions) that has gained control of his opposable thumb   
   enough to type & use a mouse and communicate with type a rudimentary   
   version of English - but has no higher though processes. My theory   
   concludes that you are an evolutionary throwback - the shape & form of a   
   modern human, yet were born with a half-human/half-chimpanzee brain!   
      
   What an incredible find you are sir! Why the wealthy would consider you   
   and any others out in the field like you the perfect servant. Able to   
   wear livery but too stupid to spy on them or ask for anything but apples   
   and bananas for wages.   
      
   If we could find you a female just like you we could start our own   
   servant mill. What do you think about this, old man jeeves?   
      
   PS: You must post a photo to convince me that you are not in reality   
   some goofy Canadian autistic with a perverse desire to see the insides   
   of a prison cell and live with a big smelly bunky named Jesus.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)