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   Lord Vetinari to All   
   Re: The restoration of the Asshole of Go   
   22 Dec 09 15:11:35   
   
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   XPost: alt.atheism, sci.med.cardiology   
   From: vetinari@ameritech.net   
      
   "Father Haskell"  wrote in message   
   news:2efd7c49-339d-4ff0-9e58-713c2e486f0a@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...   
   : On Dec 19, 1:11 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   [snip]   
   : > If the bears are too slow in finding him, I'm sure the arctic foxes   
   : > would chew off any identifying facial features - and most likely drag   
   : > what's left of his head back to the den for its young to chew on until   
   : > spring.   
   :   
   : Cover him with strawberry jam and toss him into a   
   : dumpster, I'm sure the bears will have no prob on   
   : their daily food raids.   
      
   That's a terrible waste of strawberry jam....   
      
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