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   St. Jackanapes to All   
   Re: The restoration of the Asshole of Go   
   03 Jan 10 17:13:44   
   
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   XPost: alt.atheism, sci.med.cardiology   
   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
   >   
   > On Dec 22, 4:11 pm, "Lord Vetinari"  wrote:   
   > > "Father Haskell"  wrote in message   
   > >   
   > > news:2efd7c49-339d-4ff0-9e58-713c2e486f0a@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...   
   > > : On Dec 19, 1:11 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > [snip]   
   > > : > If the bears are too slow in finding him, I'm sure the arctic foxes   
   > > : > would chew off any identifying facial features - and most likely drag   
   > > : > what's left of his head back to the den for its young to chew on until   
   > > : > spring.   
   > > :   
   > > : Cover him with strawberry jam and toss him into a   
   > > : dumpster, I'm sure the bears will have no prob on   
   > > : their daily food raids.   
   > >   
   > > That's a terrible waste of strawberry jam....   
   >   
   > Allan is a terrible waste of oxygen.   
      
   I say we roast Allan and eat him all smothered in strawberry jam!   
      
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   St. Jackanapes   
      
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