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   XPost: alt.atheism, sci.med.cardiology   
   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Wise Voodun Father Haskell bespoke...   
      
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   > On Jan 3, 5:13 pm, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
   > >   
   > Run him through a meat grinder and sell him wrapped in styro trays   
   > for 79 cents a lb.  As ruined by processed drek as the average   
   > American   
   > palate is these days, the buyers might never suspect anything odd.   
      
   You're right. They'd recognize the foul taste in the jam. It would never   
   fool them and we'd be left with his huge stinking rotting carcass and no   
   where to send it back to Kansas.   
      
   I'm not sure if we need to incur the expense of grinding the meat. If   
   we'd boil him to an acceptable non-flavored gray color that every   
   officially certified institution in the the U.S.A. accepts as "meat food   
   stuffs", we could easily de-bone & slice the meat - next have it Shrink-   
   wrapped onto styro trays with a nice slice of imitation American cheese   
   on top.   
      
   And our timing is perfect! We can skip paying for refrigeration by   
   contacting the Red Cross, the US Navy, Pat Robertson trying to redeem   
   himself for his claims of Haitian devil dealings - No matter - WE BE HE   
   ROES!   
      
   Let the Coast Guard refrigerate our meat - and it's going to a worthy   
   cause - Vooduns!   
      
   --   
   St. Jackanapes   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)