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   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Masked Avenger said...   
      
   >   
   > old man joe wrote:   
   > > to be in the world of Evolution one automatically admits they've lost   
   touch with reality.   
   > >   
   > > here we have a philosophy which states that out of no where they care to   
   explain came all   
   > > the stuff of the universe... even the vacuum of space. ( how do you make a   
   vacuum without   
   > > a container ? )   
   > >   
   > > it all exploded into the greater universe and the little rock we live on.    
   the " early   
   > > earth " as they like to put it, was a boiling mass of dead elements   
   including poison   
   > > gasses... poison gasses are dead, too, fella's.   
   >   
   > you fucking moron ..... evolution has nothing to say about how the   
   > Universe, or Life for that matter started ...... you've been told this   
   > so many times and you still continue to lie about it ......   
   >   
   > snip rest of OMJ's crap ....   
      
   I beg to differ. I just spoke to Evolution by phone and he told me that   
   although you are technically correct in your statement, he did have   
   something to do with the Evolution of OTJ's brain, however slight. And   
   he's personally given me the authority and permission to apologize to   
   all Usenet Netizens who have had to put up with OTJ's defects. Evolution   
   added that although he is partly to blame for OTJ's defects, it's the   
   human race's fault for overriding Evolution's biggest law, survival of   
   the fittest, thanks to our unnatural culture of compassion, that keeps   
   these goof-balls from infective the genes of humanity at large.   
      
   Remember - I'm just the messenger...   
      
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   St. Jackanapes   
      
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