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   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Free Lunch wondered...   
      
      
      
   > Why is Old Man Joe so committed to evil?   
      
   Because evil pervades every fiber of his being.   
      
   Joe's convinced that if he complains enough about the his imaginary foes   
   - the anti-god/pro-evolution/jesus-mocking/science-understanding/proof-   
   insisting/watchers of the Discovery and National Geographic channels/and   
   those who actually reply to their Usenet postings, then his myopic god   
   will not notice his almost Tantric devotion to ritual masturbation he's   
   been engaging in while watching secretly taped videos of kiddies   
   frolicking in the public county pool where Joe volunteers every summer.   
      
      
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