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   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
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   > > > > > Until now, I did not know that bathtub methamphetamine   
   > > > > > was an essential plant nutrient.  The things you learn on   
   > > > > > Usenet.   
   > >   
   > > > > Why the crops grow like madness! Of course you can forget all about   
   > > > > orderly crop rows or high production crops. Most of the vegetables come   
   > > > > out stunted and malformed. In fact they don't look like anything you'd   
   > > > > want to put in your mouth - or would even think about bringing into   
   your   
   > > > > home. You know, just like meth whores.   
   > >   
   > > > Tomatoes with serum hepatitis and bad teeth?   
   > >   
   > > And with dripping sores underneath.   
   >   
   > Ah, well.  They don't use the best looking tomatoes to   
   > make salsa, anyway.   
      
   This is true - the girlfriend taught me how to can tomatoes this past   
   season. We made salsa, canned whole tomatoes, etc. We found a spaghetti   
   meat sauce recipe in an old Ball Jar recipe book circa late 40's that we   
   decided to give a shot. We could have added some tomato sauce so that   
   when you opened it up you just had to add spaghetti noodles. We decided   
   to leave that out and just can the meat/flavorings and add Hunt's garlic   
   & herb sauce when it was time to eat. It was a good fucking decision!   
   I've eaten good spaghetti all my life - my step-grandmother was born in   
   Rome - and she could cook. But this shit turned out better that the best   
   Italian joints I've been to. We just canned our second batch. This   
   Monday will be when we try batch #2.   
      
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