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   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...   
      
   >   
   > "A good christian is either one of the following;   
   >   
   > 1.) A farmer   
   > 2.) A crossing guard   
   > 3.) A mailman   
   > 4.) An employee at the Garden Centre   
   > 5.) An employee at a hardware store   
   > 6.) An accountant.   
   >   
   > - Chris Assaf   
      
   No it is not, Chris.   
      
   This is a much better quote:   
      
   "A good Christian is either one of the following;   
      
   1.) A pedophile   
   2.) A cross dresser   
   3.) A peeping tom   
   4.) An ex-employee at the Garden Centre where he'd been fired   
   for hiding in women's restroom stall attempting to watch females   
   pass waste while masturbating furiously   
   5.) An ex-employee of an unnamed hardware store where he'd been   
   caught in the men's room while stuffing various sizes of   
   screwdrivers up his anus. He had attracted attention by loudly   
   howling like a coyote or wolf. He claimed that he was only   
   trying to stop his prostrate from itching and would have put the   
   items back on the shelves as soon as he was done with them   
   6.) A person with Asperger syndrome   
   7.) A goof-ball that goes by the name Chris Assfuck   
      
      
      
      
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