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|    St. Jackanapes to All    |
|    Re: OT: Is this a good quote?    |
|    08 Feb 10 23:50:39    |
      b7878c8d       XPost: alt.christnet.atheism, alt.christnet.calvinist, alt.slack       XPost: alt.support.autism       From: nobody@nowhere.org              Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...              >       > "A good christian is either one of the following;       >       > 1.) A farmer       > 2.) A crossing guard       > 3.) A mailman       > 4.) An employee at the Garden Centre       > 5.) An employee at a hardware store       > 6.) An accountant.       >       > - Chris Assaf              No it is not, Chris.              This is a much better quote:              "A good Christian is either one of the following;              1.) A pedophile       2.) A cross dresser       3.) A peeping tom       4.) An ex-employee at the Garden Centre where he'd been fired       for hiding in women's restroom stall attempting to watch females       pass waste while masturbating furiously       5.) An ex-employee of an unnamed hardware store where he'd been       caught in the men's room while stuffing various sizes of       screwdrivers up his anus. He had attracted attention by loudly       howling like a coyote or wolf. He claimed that he was only       trying to stop his prostrate from itching and would have put the       items back on the shelves as soon as he was done with them       6.) A person with Asperger syndrome       7.) A goof-ball that goes by the name Chris Assfuck                                   --       St. Jackanapes       -------------------------------       Anti-Jesus Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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