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   St. Jackanapes to All   
   Re: What has happened to this newsgroup?   
   12 Feb 10 03:15:22   
   
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   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
   >   
   > On Jan 30, 12:52 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > > > On Jan 24, 10:01 am, Velvet Elvis  wrote:   
   > > > > On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell   
   > >   
   > > > >  wrote:   
   > > > > >I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If   
   > > > > >I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.   
   > >   
   > > > > Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.   
   > >   
   > > > Whereas weed is good for gaining weight.   
   > >   
   > > I'm not so sure about that. After a long 20 year wait I recently was   
   > > contacted on-line by an old 9th grade girlfriend. She's an old hippie   
   > > broad now and never quit smoking pot. Since I started smoking again I've   
   > > been losing weight. Well, she recently began baking me brownies, so I'm   
   > > not sure how long the weight loss will last.   
   >   
   > She ever added creative "extras" like Froot Loops and   
   > miniature marshmallows?  Only a true pothead would   
   > try combinations like that.   
   >   
   > Froot Loops on ice cream are incredible when you're   
   > stoned.  Actually, _any_ sugared breakfast cereal   
   > is incredible as a Sundae topping when you're stoned.   
      
   Nope. I just found out via email that she's not a baker! She   
   fessed up that some other old hippy female makes them for her.   
   She'd just decided to treat me with one. I've only had one so   
   far & shared it with my female partner. But we'd each had too   
   many cocktails before eating.   
      
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