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   XPost: alt.talk.creationism, alt.agnosticism, alt.atheism   
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   Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
   >   
   > On Jan 30, 12:43 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Darwin123 said...   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > > > On Jan 5, 4:13 pm, Father Haskell  wrote:   
   > > > > On Jan 5, 4:08 pm, Devils Advocaat  wrote:   
   > >   
   > > > > Why did the creator god place all the neat-looking planets   
   > > > > the farthest away?  Is there nothing more boring than   
   > > > > Mercury?   
   > >   
   > > >    Our closest neighbor, Selene.   
   > >   
   > > Yeah, she's hot and has help light my way through many a night-time   
   > > romance, but she used to be a lot more impressive some 300,000 years or   
   > > so ago.   
   >   
   > Especially through binoculars.   
      
   I love the moon - my parents managed to buy me a refractive   
   telescope when I was 11. It was only good for looking at the   
   moon, but what a fucking view! But it was out in front of the   
   house in a suburban city of a million people. Forget trying to   
   find even a star. Although I found a use when the older 13 year   
   old red haired girl across the street agreed to pose naked for   
   me while I trained my scope on her. It didn't work very well,   
   but I never told her that because she enjoyed it so much.   
      
   But when I was 4 years old my mother told me the secrets of the   
   Universe and I could never sleep at night after that - to this   
   day. She told me about how everything had it's place - the   
   Earth, along with all the other planets orbited around the Sun.   
      
    She explained that the sun orbited the around the center of   
   Milky Way galaxy. And that all of the millions of galaxies just   
   like the Milky Way were spinning around the center of the   
   Universe.   
      
   My insomnia started after that. I'd spend nights awake trying to   
   figure out what was outside the Universe. Luckily for me there   
   have been thousands of men & women a hell of a lot smarter than   
   I could ever be are working on this question day and night.   
      
   And thanks to TV & the Internet I get to read about it all the   
   time!   
      
   -St. Jackanapes   
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