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   alt.flame.jesus.christ      But... wasn't he a carpenter?      88,286 messages   

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   St. Jackanapes to All   
   Re: A tewn   
   28 Feb 10 01:54:19   
   
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   XPost: alt.atheism, sci.med.cardiology   
   From: nobody@nowhere.org   
      
   In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
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   > On Feb 27, 9:22 pm, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pious Paul said...   
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   > > > "Father Haskell"  wrote in message   
   > > >news:5331d6fa-1fd8-498c-88b4-a8204340c6ba@o3g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...   
   > > > > (Apologies to Malvina)   
   > >   
   > > > > Little churches on the hillside,   
   > > > > Little churches made of bullshit,   
   > > > > Little churches, little churches,   
   > > > > Little churches, all the same.   
   > > > > There's a catholic one and a baptist one   
   > > > > And a jewish one and an islamic one   
   > > > > And they're all made out of bullshit,   
   > > > > And they all smell just the same.   
   > >   
   > > > > And the people in the churches   
   > > > > All go to the seminary,   
   > > > > And they all get put in churches,   
   > > > > Little churches, all the same.   
   > > > > And there's reverends and there's bishops   
   > > > > And charismatic faith healers,   
   > > > > And they're all made out of bullshit,   
   > > > > And they all smell just the same.   
   > >   
   > > > Ahhhh, a true lullaby   
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   > > Mothers should be required to sing this to their children -   
   > > think of the huge drop in cases of mental illness there would be   
   > > in just 14 to 30 years.   
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   > Religious nutjobs would be found only in history   
   > books.  The merest *mention* of "god" or "allah"   
   > or whatever would inspire good children to vomit.   
      
   I despise the song - but "What a wonderful world it would be"   
      
      
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   St. Jackanapes   
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