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   XPost: alt.agnosticism, alt.atheism, alt.philosophy   
   XPost: alt.christnet.christianlife   
   From: morbidity@REMOVEjackanapes.ws   
      
   In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
      
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   > On Mar 18, 3:06 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
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   > > > On Mar 17, 4:22 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
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   > > > > > On Mar 9, 9:37 pm, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
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   > > > > > > > On Mar 9, 1:10 am, "St. Jackanapes"  wrote:   
   > > > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...   
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   > > > > > > > > > On Mar 1, 9:41 am, omprem  wrote:   
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   > > > > > > > > > > It's mistakenly focuses on the brain as the only center of   
   > > > > > > > > > > consciousness and wisdom when it is well known that   
   consciousness   
   > > > > > > > > > > resides every human cell.   
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   > > > > > > > > > Go chop your head off and report back your findings.   
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   > > > > > > > > > Thank you.   
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   > > > > > > > > I thought that he already had!   
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   > > > > > > > Bet his downstairs neighbors would love him to find his head,   
   > > > > > > > as it would end his banging into the walls at 4:00 am.   
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   > > > > > > At least they don't have to hear him saying "OOOf! OUCH! Dammit   
   > > > > > > that fucking hurt!" when he hits the walls any longer.   
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   > > > > > Or rummaging about at all hours, looking for a funnel   
   > > > > > and a blender so he can enjoy a midnight snack.   
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   > > > > *Sluuurg-glag!'spat!*urkspat...   
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   > > > That's what he said when he stuck his hand in the blender.   
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   > > I tried to warn him but he had no ears!   
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   > Did you try temporarily duct taping his head back onto   
   > his neck stump?   
      
   Yes  that was me. I didn't know that blood   
   renders duct tape useless. I'll use a rubber hammer & spikes if   
   I can ever catch his body again, but he's a goddamn fast   
   headless corpse.   
      
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