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From: papa@vatican.va
In alt.atheism, Kadaitcha Man said...
> duke, ye no-chinned dull fool, you put sharp weapons in a madman's
> hands, ye screeched:
>
> > On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:30:52 +0700, Kadaitcha Man
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "duke", thou barrel-scraping uncivil kern. The pox upon thine green
> >> sickness. Ye asseverated:
> >>
> >>> Even worst than that is the relegation of your soul to the fires of
> >>> hell forever because you rejected the word of God.
> >
> >> Ah, the lunatic hocus pocus of Christianity's hogwash and tommyrot
> >> that amounts to this:
> >
> >> 1) God, in the form of a man, created the universe.
> >
> > Not at all Christian belief.
> >
> >> 2) Then God created a fiery hell and a devil.
> >
> > He is the one that told God no, just as all atheists dl.
> >
> >> 3) Then God made a man out of some dust, put him in a garden and
> >> gave him the instruction that he was not to have any wisdom, which
> >> is knowledge by any other word.
> >
> > Not scientific according to the bible.
> >
> >> 4) If man did obtain knowledge then he was to be turned over to the
> >> devil, to be burned and tormented for ever and ever, Amen!
> >
> > Nope, it's what man says he wants rather than to do it God's way.
> > Hell is filled only with volunteers.
> >
> >> 5) After thousands of years God repented of what he had done and
> >> decided that he had made a mistake.
> >
> > Not in the bible.
> >
> >> 6) Whereupon God chose to try and rectify that mistake by coming
> >> down to earth and having a child with a virgin girl.
> >
> > No, no. God became man to show us the way to the Father. No dignity
> > involved.
> >
> >> 7) The virgin girl that God impregnated gave birth to God himself.
> >
> > No, she didn't, but a man. Jesus's human mother makes him son of man.
> >
> >> 8) God grew up to become a very good man but God caused himself to be
> >> murdered so that all who believed that the child was God himself
> >> and who washed themselves in the murdered man's blood might escape
> >> the fiery hell, which God had designed that man should inhabit
> >> after dying.
> >
> > Now that's a wacko idea.
> >
> >> 8) God decreed that those who believe that tortured logic would,
> >> without any merit of their own, enter into a place called heaven
> >> where God resided, and there they would sing praises to this
> >> "loving" God for ever more for saving them from the fiery hell.
> >
> > As opposed to singing praises to satan forever more in the searing
> > fires of hell. They're volunteers like you and must enjoy it.
> >
> > Really, k-dude. I've never seen one person more confused between
> > atheist fiction and Christian truth.
>
> I'd like to know where you conjured that idea up from because at no time
> ever did I assert it as anything, let alone as some kind of 'Christian
> truth'.
>
He pulled it out of his ass, like everything else he comes up with. He has to
be
really careful these days, though. He's been pulling so much religious bullshit
from his ass for so many years that he has hemorrhoids as big as his fat self-
inflated head. If he isn't careful he's gonna yank something out of there and
bleed
to death. And guess what? No one one will wonder why he isn't here any more.
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St. Jackanapes
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