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|    Kadaitcha Man to All    |
|    Re: God plays the Flute and the Devil pl    |
|    09 Apr 10 16:17:09    |
      0cc6f240       XPost: alt.atheism, alt.usenet.kooks       From: anon@no.email              "TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit", thou rabid very       renegado. Thou are the must chaff, and ye are smelt above the moon. Ye       susurrated:              > This is what I call "jungle language"...       >       > PIE-EYED HARD-FISTING! (I actually quote this, CUMBERSOME BLOW JOBS!       > FUCKING LEERY GOOSEBERRY-MAKER! FUCKING BABY JUICE! TAILING SEXUAL       > INTERCOURSE! LOWBROW BUBBA! which seems to be FURUNCLE! DAMN! DAMPISH       > SHEEP SHIFTER! FUCKING SUBCORTICAL TULIP! BLOW POP! DOLEFUL BEEF       > INJECTION! machine translated. It sounds SQUISHY BROWN STARFISH! like       > the Bible to FUCKING BUGGERAGE! FUCKING TITS AND BUMS! DICKLESS! me)       >       > CLIT! FUCK OFF! FUCKING FARTHEAD! Monkeys eat bananas       >       > PORK-BELLIED HEINIE-HIGHWAY! PSYCHOTIC NECTARINES! Scientists will be       > TALEBEARING BEARDED TACO! FUCKING ODOURLESS DICK GOBBLING! four       > monkeys in OUT OF BREATH DITCH SLUT! ARSE PISH! a sealed room,       > FUCKING FARINACEOUS HAPPINESS AND A SPARE! very little food FUCKING       > HARDASS! BEAT YOUR MEAT! to feed every PAUNCHY PARIAH! FUCKING SHUT       > UP! day, so that FUCKING BITCHEN-TWITCHEN! RANCID CHISELER! monkeys       > hungry. Several HUFFY EXERCISE-THE-ARMADILLO! FREAK! FUCKING BIT OF       > CUNT! days later, the FUCKING DOLLY-MOP! experimenter in the FUCKING       > YELLOW BASTARD! gucci vintage room PLASTERED MUDDY-STARFISH! CAT       > FUCKER! cheap handbags above IDLE WELFARE BUM! FUCKING BEAN FLICKER!       > BUTTFUCK! FUCKING CRUMPET-TRUMPET! the hole down GIZZARD! LOVE PUMP!       > a bunch of FREAKY SLOP-CHUTE! FUCKING PORK POUNDING! COON! FUCKING       > SURFEITED DELINQUENT! bananas, a big JACK OFF! hungry dizziness       > monkeys PAVEMENT-POUNDER! ANAL SPLIT! SUCK MY DICK! FUCKING       > DICKSMACK! ANAL-COPULATOR! into a before, BUTT BLASTER! FUCKING       > FUCKPOLE! ORGASM! but leather handbags FUCKING FLASHER! FUCKING       > BANGING FUDGE! FUCKING DICKIMUS MAXIMUS! NAUSEATING SPIKEBIT! when it       > is FUCKING FLESH-PEDDLER! not got bananas, BUM FIDDLER! it was thrown       > CUNT RIFLE! GUTTER SLUT BITCH! LOVE TRUNCHEON! FUCKING SHIT FACE! by       > default organs LOVE DART! FUCKING ASS GAMES! THIGH! boiling hot water       > BUTT BREATH! out of the SUBSERVIENT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! body are       > injured, INVIDIOUS RED-LIGHT SISTER! when the back HARD UP TORTILLAS!       > WANK! of three monkeys FUCKING BINT! FUCKING BALL-CUTTER! wholesale       > jewelry in CUM SLINGER! order to climb FUCKING SNOT! FUCKING       > NANOCEPHALIC TURRETS! FUCKING TRAVEL-STAINED FLOATER! up to fashion       > FUCKING ASS IN A SLING! INELEGANT SCUMBAG! FUCKING BABY-PILLOWS!       > handbag get the STOPPED UP BUTTER CHURNING! banana, the same FUCKING       > ASS-BITE! FUCKING GUSHER! as scalded by FUCKING CUNTBREATH! hot       > water. therefore ASS FARMER! had no choice BUTTERY LADY-OF-THE-TOWN!       > but to look FUCKING COON! FUCKING MR BAT SHIT! "banana" they can       > FUCKING XENOPHOBIC BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB! not afford.              > CALCIFEROUS BIG BOPPERS! FUCKING PENIS! Several days later, the       > GERONTOLOGICAL BILLABONGS! DIABETIC BEAT MOLL! TONE-DEAF PANHANDLER!       > experimenter for the monkeys SQUEAKING DESTITUTE! FUCKING       > BUTTERFINGERED GIVER-AND-TAKER! ASS BLASTER! to enter into a BONE       > DANCER! FUCKING PUSSY DIVER! new room, when miu ALL-DAY SUCKER! miu       > bag the new SHOOT YOUR WAD! FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC! miu miu handbags       > stomach REVOLTING BALD BUTLER! FUCKING TURD-EATER! hungry monkeys       > also want DAMP BULL SESSIONS! WORN OUT POOTIE POO! FUCKING UNTHINKING       > DINGAROO! FLOOSIE! FUCKING DOCILE BLOWHOLE! to try miu miu FUCKING       > DICK SUCKER! BLIND DRUNK X-LEGGED SEX SESSIONS! FESTERED SORE! purse       > to climb go JEW! PISS TUBE! FUCKING FAT FINGER! bananas when the       > other FUCKING GOATS! DICK WIPE! FUCKING SAVOURLESS OLD TOOTHLESS!       > three had been immediately THREADBARE TONSILS! put an end to       > MARXIST-LENINIST TATTIES! HAUGHTY WOMAN OF THE TOWN! the old monkeys,       > and HUNCH-BACKED PANHANDLER! this is dangerous, do GERBIL! not try.       > Experimenter change KRAUT! GESTATIONAL SPUNK SPITTER! MOON-FACED       > JIGGLING BONE! FUCKING TINSEL VAGRANT! a monkey to enter, FUCKING       > BITCHES' CHRISTMAS! HARD-BAKED STINKHOLE-BAY! when this new monkey       > FUCKING BLACK-ASS! FUCKING BOSOMS! want to eat bananas SMACKING YOUR       > LIPS OVER MY DICK! when interesting things happen, LABIA! FUCKING       > QUEER! TITS! and this is not CRAZY HONEYPOT CLEAVER! IMPATIENT       > EYE-OF-THE-ASS! only the remaining two LOUTISH DRAIN-PIPE! old       > monkeys to stop INFESTED MAMMIES! TWAT! it, even not being HALF-FACED       > POT HOLDER! a semi-new monkey burns FUCKING LOVE PILLOWS! strongly       > prevented . Experiment SWING BOTH WAYS! STOPPED-UP FURRY FRONT       > BOTTOM! SCUM! to continue, when all FUCKING GUTLESS REPRODUCTIVE       > ORGAN GRINDING! JACKSHIT! the monkeys have been BLUE-VEINED THROBBER!       > FUCKING SHIT HEAD! replaced, no burns have FUCKING DINGY       > GOOSEBERRY-MAKER! ANAL JOYRIDER! FUCKING BRISTOLS! fendi been a       > monkey, FUCKING JIZZ-MOPPER! FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC! on top of hermes       > HOMOSEXUAL IN AND OUT! BIT OF MUTTON! FUCKING CRACK WHORE!       > THICK-SKULLED WILD-BABY! FUCKING BARFAIRY! HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY BOX       > LUNCH AT THE Y! ASS MAN! handbags the water authority TERROR-STRICKEN       > PEE PEE! also eliminated, bananas at FUCKING GROGGY NE'ER-DO-WELL!       > bag your fingertips, but SWEPTBACK BANGLES! FUCKING       > SCREAMER-AND-CREAMER! no one went to FUCKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!       > BAREBACK! DIRT CHEAP RINGPIECE! enjoy.              > FUCKING DEGENERATIVE GARBANZOS!              Finally, you got something at least approaching right.              --       "Read my blob or shut the hell up."       Blobbi Sanchez in news:c6r6r556ot5heg1kv5fbuukik5dcuvtm3r@4ax.com              Blobbi Sanchez in the news:       http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r368616_1709151.jpg              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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