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   Message 87,142 of 88,286   
   Kadaitcha Man to All   
   Re: God plays the Flute and the Devil pl   
   09 Apr 10 16:17:09   
   
   0cc6f240   
   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: anon@no.email   
      
   "TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit", thou rabid very   
   renegado. Thou are the must chaff, and ye are smelt above the moon. Ye   
   susurrated:   
      
   > This is what I call "jungle language"...   
   >   
   > PIE-EYED HARD-FISTING! (I actually quote this, CUMBERSOME BLOW JOBS!   
   > FUCKING LEERY GOOSEBERRY-MAKER! FUCKING BABY JUICE! TAILING SEXUAL   
   > INTERCOURSE! LOWBROW BUBBA! which seems to be FURUNCLE! DAMN! DAMPISH   
   > SHEEP SHIFTER! FUCKING SUBCORTICAL TULIP! BLOW POP! DOLEFUL BEEF   
   > INJECTION! machine translated. It sounds SQUISHY BROWN STARFISH! like   
   > the Bible to FUCKING BUGGERAGE! FUCKING TITS AND BUMS! DICKLESS! me)   
   >   
   > CLIT! FUCK OFF! FUCKING FARTHEAD! Monkeys eat bananas   
   >   
   > PORK-BELLIED HEINIE-HIGHWAY! PSYCHOTIC NECTARINES! Scientists will be   
   > TALEBEARING BEARDED TACO! FUCKING ODOURLESS DICK GOBBLING! four   
   > monkeys in OUT OF BREATH DITCH SLUT! ARSE PISH! a sealed room,   
   > FUCKING FARINACEOUS HAPPINESS AND A SPARE! very little food FUCKING   
   > HARDASS! BEAT YOUR MEAT! to feed every PAUNCHY PARIAH! FUCKING SHUT   
   > UP! day, so that FUCKING BITCHEN-TWITCHEN! RANCID CHISELER! monkeys   
   > hungry. Several HUFFY EXERCISE-THE-ARMADILLO! FREAK! FUCKING BIT OF   
   > CUNT! days later, the FUCKING DOLLY-MOP! experimenter in the FUCKING   
   > YELLOW BASTARD! gucci vintage room PLASTERED MUDDY-STARFISH! CAT   
   > FUCKER! cheap handbags above IDLE WELFARE BUM! FUCKING BEAN FLICKER!   
   > BUTTFUCK! FUCKING CRUMPET-TRUMPET! the hole down GIZZARD! LOVE PUMP!   
   > a bunch of FREAKY SLOP-CHUTE! FUCKING PORK POUNDING! COON! FUCKING   
   > SURFEITED DELINQUENT! bananas, a big JACK OFF! hungry dizziness   
   > monkeys PAVEMENT-POUNDER! ANAL SPLIT! SUCK MY DICK! FUCKING   
   > DICKSMACK! ANAL-COPULATOR! into a before, BUTT BLASTER! FUCKING   
   > FUCKPOLE! ORGASM! but leather handbags FUCKING FLASHER! FUCKING   
   > BANGING FUDGE! FUCKING DICKIMUS MAXIMUS! NAUSEATING SPIKEBIT! when it   
   > is FUCKING FLESH-PEDDLER! not got bananas, BUM FIDDLER! it was thrown   
   > CUNT RIFLE! GUTTER SLUT BITCH! LOVE TRUNCHEON! FUCKING SHIT FACE! by   
   > default organs LOVE DART! FUCKING ASS GAMES! THIGH! boiling hot water   
   > BUTT BREATH! out of the SUBSERVIENT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! body are   
   > injured, INVIDIOUS RED-LIGHT SISTER! when the back HARD UP TORTILLAS!   
   > WANK! of three monkeys FUCKING BINT! FUCKING BALL-CUTTER! wholesale   
   > jewelry in CUM SLINGER! order to climb FUCKING SNOT! FUCKING   
   > NANOCEPHALIC TURRETS! FUCKING TRAVEL-STAINED FLOATER! up to fashion   
   > FUCKING ASS IN A SLING! INELEGANT SCUMBAG! FUCKING BABY-PILLOWS!   
   > handbag get the STOPPED UP BUTTER CHURNING! banana, the same FUCKING   
   > ASS-BITE! FUCKING GUSHER! as scalded by FUCKING CUNTBREATH! hot   
   > water. therefore ASS FARMER! had no choice BUTTERY LADY-OF-THE-TOWN!   
   > but to look FUCKING COON! FUCKING MR BAT SHIT! "banana" they can   
   > FUCKING XENOPHOBIC BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB! not afford.   
      
   > CALCIFEROUS BIG BOPPERS! FUCKING PENIS! Several days later, the   
   > GERONTOLOGICAL BILLABONGS! DIABETIC BEAT MOLL! TONE-DEAF PANHANDLER!   
   > experimenter for the monkeys SQUEAKING DESTITUTE! FUCKING   
   > BUTTERFINGERED GIVER-AND-TAKER! ASS BLASTER! to enter into a BONE   
   > DANCER! FUCKING PUSSY DIVER! new room, when miu ALL-DAY SUCKER! miu   
   > bag the new SHOOT YOUR WAD! FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC! miu miu handbags   
   > stomach REVOLTING BALD BUTLER! FUCKING TURD-EATER! hungry monkeys   
   > also want DAMP BULL SESSIONS! WORN OUT POOTIE POO! FUCKING UNTHINKING   
   > DINGAROO! FLOOSIE! FUCKING DOCILE BLOWHOLE! to try miu miu FUCKING   
   > DICK SUCKER! BLIND DRUNK X-LEGGED SEX SESSIONS! FESTERED SORE! purse   
   > to climb go JEW! PISS TUBE! FUCKING FAT FINGER! bananas when the   
   > other FUCKING GOATS! DICK WIPE! FUCKING SAVOURLESS OLD TOOTHLESS!   
   > three had been immediately THREADBARE TONSILS! put an end to   
   > MARXIST-LENINIST TATTIES! HAUGHTY WOMAN OF THE TOWN! the old monkeys,   
   > and HUNCH-BACKED PANHANDLER! this is dangerous, do GERBIL! not try.   
   > Experimenter change KRAUT! GESTATIONAL SPUNK SPITTER! MOON-FACED   
   > JIGGLING BONE! FUCKING TINSEL VAGRANT! a monkey to enter, FUCKING   
   > BITCHES' CHRISTMAS! HARD-BAKED STINKHOLE-BAY! when this new monkey   
   > FUCKING BLACK-ASS! FUCKING BOSOMS! want to eat bananas SMACKING YOUR   
   > LIPS OVER MY DICK! when interesting things happen, LABIA! FUCKING   
   > QUEER! TITS! and this is not CRAZY HONEYPOT CLEAVER! IMPATIENT   
   > EYE-OF-THE-ASS! only the remaining two LOUTISH DRAIN-PIPE! old   
   > monkeys to stop INFESTED MAMMIES! TWAT! it, even not being HALF-FACED   
   > POT HOLDER! a semi-new monkey burns FUCKING LOVE PILLOWS! strongly   
   > prevented . Experiment SWING BOTH WAYS! STOPPED-UP FURRY FRONT   
   > BOTTOM! SCUM! to continue, when all FUCKING GUTLESS REPRODUCTIVE   
   > ORGAN GRINDING! JACKSHIT! the monkeys have been BLUE-VEINED THROBBER!   
   > FUCKING SHIT HEAD! replaced, no burns have FUCKING DINGY   
   > GOOSEBERRY-MAKER! ANAL JOYRIDER! FUCKING BRISTOLS! fendi been a   
   > monkey, FUCKING JIZZ-MOPPER! FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC! on top of hermes   
   > HOMOSEXUAL IN AND OUT! BIT OF MUTTON! FUCKING CRACK WHORE!   
   > THICK-SKULLED WILD-BABY! FUCKING BARFAIRY! HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY BOX   
   > LUNCH AT THE Y! ASS MAN! handbags the water authority TERROR-STRICKEN   
   > PEE PEE! also eliminated, bananas at FUCKING GROGGY NE'ER-DO-WELL!   
   > bag your fingertips, but SWEPTBACK BANGLES! FUCKING   
   > SCREAMER-AND-CREAMER! no one went to FUCKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!   
   > BAREBACK! DIRT CHEAP RINGPIECE! enjoy.   
      
   > FUCKING DEGENERATIVE GARBANZOS!   
      
   Finally, you got something at least approaching right.   
      
   --   
   "Read my blob or shut the hell up."   
   Blobbi Sanchez in news:c6r6r556ot5heg1kv5fbuukik5dcuvtm3r@4ax.com   
      
   Blobbi Sanchez in the news:   
   http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r368616_1709151.jpg   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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