XPost: alt.agnosticism, alt.athiesm, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.talk.creationism   
   From: noone@home.com   
      
   old man joe  wrote in   
   news:pb95u5hp6ko20cuivbrermrs7te0vrmi03@4ax.com:   
      
   > Evolution is beyond believability.   
      
   And this is not?!  How stupid!   
      
   evil.   
      
   an all-powerful angel who changed his mind and told an all powerful, all   
   knowing god to fuck off, but that all powerful, all knowing god couldn't   
   do anything to stop.  In some stories the god is omnipotent.  In other   
   stories the same god is impotent.  Which is it?  (Satan, another   
   invisible myth)   
      
   a place in the clouds noone can see but quintrillions of heavy bodies   
   can float around forever with no power source and against every law of   
   physics.   
      
   a place in the core of the earth where it's 4300 degrees C under   
   millions of tons of pressure so high it liquifies iron and spins it so   
   fast it creates a huge magnetic field.   
      
   a man who was a god and could do all kinds of miracle things everybody   
   forgot until someone wrote a book about him a hundred years later who   
   never saw him, had no evidence he ever existed except a few old stories   
   they kept telling over and over until people believed it was true, so   
   someone wrote it down...never minding the exact same story had been told   
   about other godmen for over 3000 years before over and over and over.   
      
   walking on water   
      
   rising from the dead   
      
   turning water into wine   
      
   virgin birth   
      
   witches   
      
   warlocks   
      
   wizards   
      
   ghosts   
      
   life after death of thoughts that can infect another body, sometime or   
   other, and come back to life.   
      
   an unknown being no sane person has ever had any contact with,   
   whatsoever, that watches over the quintrillions of beings on   
   quintrillions of planets yet undiscovered and writes down in a book at   
   fantastic speeds beyond the speed of light what he saw so he can   
   remember it when they all show up at some iron gate at the top of the   
   steps of a long staircase leading up into the stars no sane person has   
   ever seen and noone has any idea where it ends.   
      
   Angels   
      
   cupid   
      
   special humans with the power to make themselves into demigods with   
   powers to forgive "sin", that stand on platforms above the other idiots,   
   who believe in them in fancy robes, so they can talk the crowds of   
   idiots out of their money for themselves, and get the idiots to do   
   whatever they say, without question, or the special humans will not let   
   them participate in pagan rituals eating bread the idiots think is human   
   flesh or cheap wine the idiots think is human blood....of someone who   
   there is no evidence ever existed, between 1900 and 2500 years ago,   
   noone knows when because noone ever wrote anything down first hand while   
   it happened, probably because it never happened.   
      
   Sin   
      
   Communicating with aliens quintillions of miles away by simply holding   
   hands INSIDE a burger joint and transmitting to "him" through the   
   overhead wiring, lights and roof air conditioners with no detectable   
   "power" on any frequency from DC to xrays....by just closing your eyes   
   and thinking about it while saying a few words in Olde English no god   
   ever spoke in any language.....completely defying every law of physics.   
      
   And you say EVOLUTION is unbelievable?   
      
      
   --   
   Creationism is to science what storks are to obstetrics.   
      
   Larry   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)